Everyone jumps on you if you question the narrative, but why are people resistant to new information? If you’re so sure, you should welcome this questioning. I’m going to talk about something you won’t hear in the history books: You should press your face against a hot stove /1

I can hear all the NPCs now: “No! Stove will burn your face!” That’s all you’ve been taught to say. You never think for yourself. You never actually put your face on a hot stove. You just know what you’ve been told to parrot /2

In the real world, things are not that simple as “hot stove burn face.” It’s more complex than that. Now, I’m not saying no one has been burned by a stove — I’m just saying the idea that you should never put your face on a hot stove is rather simplistic /3

Now, what happens when heat is applied to a face? Only bad things? No. That’s ridiculous. Sometimes heat can be good. Especially for your face. That’s why we clean with hot water. And a stove is just concentrated heat /4

So am I saying pressing your face against a hot stove will make you stronger? No. I’m just saying that you don’t know for certain what will happen. You only think you know because of what you’ve been programmed in school /5

Why do people get angry when you point this out? “You’re trying to burn people’s faces!” they say. I’m trying to open minds. And through the face is the mind /6

I’m just asking questions here. Questions about stoves and faces. If that alarms or angers you, maybe the problem is you. Small minds get disturbed when shaken from their long held views like “hot stove bad” /7

I pressed my face against a stove and I was okay. Is that so hard to believe? Yes, this one wasn’t on, but that’s nearly the same thing as what I’m talking about. That’s one chip away at the narrative we’ve all been told about stoves /8

People will say though that the heat of a stove that is on will damage the face. But damage is just another word for “change.” Perhaps it will change the face into something better. Stronger. Facier /9

So will pressing your face against a hot stove improve you? We don’t know. Same as the people who say it will hurt you don’t really know for sure. That’s why we need an open discussion about the issue /10

Now what is heat? Heat is energy. It is activity. It is excitement. Is that all bad for your face? No. That’s ridiculous. So what is it about the stove that makes people so dismissive of the idea of pressing your face against it? /11

People will say, “Well, the stove is too hot for your face.” How much heat can you face take? What exact degree Fahrenheit is too much for your face? You don’t know. You just think you know because that’s what you’ve been told /12